When Did They Resolve This..top 20 Cool Things About A?
Car That Goes Faster Than
the Speed of Light
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20 Sleep ’til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am!
19 Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green.
18 Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most
states.
17 Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna
song.
16 Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to
carpool.
15 No one can see you pick your nose while you drive.
14 Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792.
13 Holding a harmonic out the window makes the coolist
sounds, and sparks too.
12 You can stop worrying about being sucked into a
black hole driving home from work.
11 You’ll be so thin while driving it you can even
wear horizontal stripes.
10 That deer in your headlights is actually behind
you.
9 Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose
a limb if he tries to duck through back seat.
8 Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD’s in
Quantum Physics.
7 Bugs never see you coming.
6 As long as you’re breaking the Einstein’s conversion
of energy and mass theory, you might as well run over
Schrodinger’s cat too.
5 Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan
“It’s there before you order or it’s free!”
4 Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to
not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley.
3 License plate: “Me=mc2″
2 Cigarette butts don’t land in the backseat — they
land in last week!
1. enough is enough.
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Posted on February 10th, 2010 at 4:25 am
It’s too bad that few people on YA have knowledge on the effects of travelling at the speed of light.
Oh well, they don’t know what they’re missing.
Posted on February 10th, 2010 at 10:48 am
some is ok, more for males i think but you wont get kicked off for that one & that’s good & you wont waste the 10 points i gave you hahah
Posted on February 10th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Not that gr8 like your usual self . yahoo is still bothering you? i am wonderin why. since alot of ppl post jokes , bland and others.
that’s really gettin silly